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Stickers on the Central Line


As the Central Line runs right under the City’s financial district, TFL in their wisdom have decided in install stickers with live share prices, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. 

As the Central Line runs right under the City’s financial district, TFL in their wisdom have decided in install stickers with live share prices, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. 

— 2 years ago with 11 notes
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TFL often undertakes works to the Central Line during the weekend. This is essential for the safety of its passengers. Unfortunately in this case, the red line was printed with cheap ink. It therefore has a tendacy to spontaniously snap, with fatal consequences.

TFL often undertakes works to the Central Line during the weekend. This is essential for the safety of its passengers. Unfortunately in this case, the red line was printed with cheap ink. It therefore has a tendacy to spontaniously snap, with fatal consequences.

— 2 years ago with 15 notes
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For years we’ve been told that the tube stops at 12.30am, but now we can exclusively reveal the reality. Between the hours of 1am and 5am the Central Line turns into a Grand Prix track whereby trains must complete 3 ‘laps’ of the Central Line. As a result several modifications are essential, such as a pit stop where faults that would ordinarily cause hours of delays can be fixed in less than a minute enabling trains to quickly rejoin the race.

For years we’ve been told that the tube stops at 12.30am, but now we can exclusively reveal the reality. Between the hours of 1am and 5am the Central Line turns into a Grand Prix track whereby trains must complete 3 ‘laps’ of the Central Line. As a result several modifications are essential, such as a pit stop where faults that would ordinarily cause hours of delays can be fixed in less than a minute enabling trains to quickly rejoin the race.

— 2 years ago with 15 notes
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The east end of the Central Line has given its true identity away, C-7842537 from the planet Tanner Celli. Beware London! The Central Line is no longer safe, we must all now abandon it!

The east end of the Central Line has given its true identity away, C-7842537 from the planet Tanner Celli. Beware London! The Central Line is no longer safe, we must all now abandon it!

— 2 years ago with 8 notes
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London provides a below average international transport network for refugees; the underside of the Eurostar, damp shipping containers and semi-inflated dinghies that line the coast (only accessible via a belly dive into the English Channel after an already rocky P&O Ferry journey).
Hardly a premium service from a capital city. Therefore TFL have risen to the challenge, and very thoughtfully created a convenient and safe point of collection.

London provides a below average international transport network for refugees; the underside of the Eurostar, damp shipping containers and semi-inflated dinghies that line the coast (only accessible via a belly dive into the English Channel after an already rocky P&O Ferry journey).

Hardly a premium service from a capital city. Therefore TFL have risen to the challenge, and very thoughtfully created a convenient and safe point of collection.

— 2 years ago with 8 notes
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Tesco food, Tesco Mobile and now Tesco Tube. The rise and rise of Tesco Tube continues unabated in similar fashion to that of its food counterpart. While the first station may only have opened in April 2011, Tesco soon realised that it didn’t have at least another 2 stations within 100 metres. This was swiftly rectified.

Tesco food, Tesco Mobile and now Tesco Tube. The rise and rise of Tesco Tube continues unabated in similar fashion to that of its food counterpart. While the first station may only have opened in April 2011, Tesco soon realised that it didn’t have at least another 2 stations within 100 metres. This was swiftly rectified.

— 2 years ago with 66 notes
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We all appreciate how underpaid the workers at TFL are and on a Friday afternoon, after a long day slaving away at the printing press, who can blame a London Underground employee for missing the occasional station?

We all appreciate how underpaid the workers at TFL are and on a Friday afternoon, after a long day slaving away at the printing press, who can blame a London Underground employee for missing the occasional station?

— 2 years ago with 13 notes
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TFL is acutely aware of the long suffering commuters who frequent the Tube on a daily basis. However through the dedication of its employees, TFL strives to continually improve its services to offer a healthy, clean and functioning underground network.
Therefore on the rare occasion that a station must be temporarily closed TFL generously provides a replacement taxi service.

TFL is acutely aware of the long suffering commuters who frequent the Tube on a daily basis. However through the dedication of its employees, TFL strives to continually improve its services to offer a healthy, clean and functioning underground network.

Therefore on the rare occasion that a station must be temporarily closed TFL generously provides a replacement taxi service.

— 2 years ago with 5 notes
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In an attempt to deal with Britain’s worsening obesity crisis TFL are working to ensure that their customers get at least 45 minutes exercise each day. At peak times there will be strategic station closures, forcing commuters to break into a frantic jog should they wish to get to work on time.

In an attempt to deal with Britain’s worsening obesity crisis TFL are working to ensure that their customers get at least 45 minutes exercise each day. At peak times there will be strategic station closures, forcing commuters to break into a frantic jog should they wish to get to work on time.

— 2 years ago with 9 notes
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Tube trains are competitive creatures by nature. Male trains have been known to overtake each other on blind corners and dark tunnels simply to impress their counterparts of the opposite sex. As a result TFL have been forced to crackdown, ensuring passenger safety and that all eyes remain firmly on the track.

Tube trains are competitive creatures by nature. Male trains have been known to overtake each other on blind corners and dark tunnels simply to impress their counterparts of the opposite sex. As a result TFL have been forced to crackdown, ensuring passenger safety and that all eyes remain firmly on the track.

— 2 years ago with 17 notes
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In an attempt to increase advertising revenues, TFL has opened up each station to sponsorship. Unfortunately they didn’t forsee that Playboy would be interested. As a result Hanger Lane contains ‘“scenes of a sexual nature” and is now only accessible to those aged 18 or over.

In an attempt to increase advertising revenues, TFL has opened up each station to sponsorship. Unfortunately they didn’t forsee that Playboy would be interested. As a result Hanger Lane contains ‘“scenes of a sexual nature” and is now only accessible to those aged 18 or over.

— 2 years ago with 20 notes
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London is one of the world’s leading tourist destinations, attracting almost 15 million international visitors per year, making it  the world’s most visited city in terms of international visits. The Government Office for London states that tourism revenues constitute 10% of London’s gross value, therefore have decided to translate station names for the benefit of foreign visitors. Mind you, only 10% of them.

London is one of the world’s leading tourist destinations, attracting almost 15 million international visitors per year, making it the world’s most visited city in terms of international visits. The Government Office for London states that tourism revenues constitute 10% of London’s gross value, therefore have decided to translate station names for the benefit of foreign visitors. Mind you, only 10% of them.

— 2 years ago with 13 notes
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Alcohol’s heaviest user is humans. But it is also widely used by crabs, which is why they walk so funny. Unfortunately for Alcohol there are less dedicated consumers, like frogs and dolphins who prefer cocaine.
After a tiring day of rolling back and forth, transporting the workers of London, the Central Line likes nothing better than to kick back with a few cold ones. Occasionally it turns into a bit of a lashing, and it doesn’t function quite so well the next day, sometimes not even bothering to turn up! It happens to the best of us though, and we always forgive it.

Alcohol’s heaviest user is humans. But it is also widely used by crabs, which is why they walk so funny. Unfortunately for Alcohol there are less dedicated consumers, like frogs and dolphins who prefer cocaine.

After a tiring day of rolling back and forth, transporting the workers of London, the Central Line likes nothing better than to kick back with a few cold ones. Occasionally it turns into a bit of a lashing, and it doesn’t function quite so well the next day, sometimes not even bothering to turn up! It happens to the best of us though, and we always forgive it.

— 2 years ago with 53 notes
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