All good things must come to an end.
It’s been a pleasure.
On 31st August 1997 passengers should seek alternative arrangements due to essential (social) engineering works. The Monarchy would like to apologise for any inconvenience this may cause you.
Tottenham Court Road station has a good heart, nevertheless over time it has been overcome by the stampedes of tourists passing through. Sadly, there are not enough charitable organisations to offer the support these traumatised stations need. As a result Tottenham Court Road has taken it upon itself to reduce traffic and at the same time generate some pocket money.
While the Doctor might well be best known for fighting intergalactic aliens, much of his time is taken up with the day to day protection of the Central Line from extraterrestrial interference. It has come to light however that when trains pass too close to the Tardis there is a chance they may not end up at Woodford (via Hainault).
As the issues surrounding sustainability rise and rise, TFL have decided to jump on the bandwagon. After being awarded 2 million pounds for the complete refurbishment of White City station their cost breakdown was made public after much legal wrangling:
£20,000 - Change of title deed
£1.98 million - Associated administration costs
34p - Energy saving bulb
TFL have been introducing single stations to other tube lines which share similar timetables or operating hours ensuring that they have something in common hopefully igniting a spark…
Tube maps are surprisingly shy. While it’s nice to feel appreciated, few want tourists gawping at them all day.
To lighten the mood of passengers, the Central Line is home to a large monopoly game on the 3rd Sunday of each month. In similar fashion to the classic board game each station can be bought and sold. Rents start low if there is only 1 ticket barrier on it, but expect to pay big money if the station has been developed to ticket office level. The game is won when all other participants have no money left on their Oyster card.
To celebrate the Champions League final TFL have decided to deviate the Central Line from its existing route. In similar fashion to Ronaldo, it may not be the most efficient or practical way of doing things but if it looks good that’s all that matters.
On winning ‘Quaintest Village of the Year 2011’ at a Reader’s Digest award ceremony, the pensioners of Perivale village were overjoyed. However, Perivale Village Council had bigger ideas, and voted to re-name the village in the hope of adding some spice to the lives of its residents. Their local station name has also been changed accordingly.
Everyone needs a rest, even Bank. However, it’s probably better not to do it when we’re looking.
As Facebook acquires information on each passenger and their journeys, they are able to become a more efficient and profitable organisation.
Want to take advantage of today’s low interest rates with a mortgage that comes with great value and flexibility?
The Co-operative Bank, good with money most of the time.
Disclaimer: Stickers on the Central Line does not condone banking with the Co-op.
The Republic of Somalia is one of the most popular destinations for Brits. Its diverse cuisine and rich architecture makes it a must see place. After much debate and political pressures, TFL have finally been granted permission to provide a safe passage to the hottest tourist destination of the year.
To celebrate the opening of the 2012 London Olympics, London Mayor Boris Johnson announced that the front 5 carriages of every tube train will be reserved for first class ticket holders only. Benefits will include complementary coffee, exclusive access to a selection of Underground stations and the ability to feel slightly smug as you watch fellow commuters cram into the remaining 3 carriages.
